BIGGEST ONLINE CHARITY AUCTION YOU’VE EVER SEEN!

I’ve been hard at work for months on the upcoming Books For Band 2019 Online Auction that starts on July 12th. This means that I haven’t gotten much writing done but I’m okay with that. You have to understand that this is the auction I’m going to be the one I’m most proud of when it’s all said and done. Not because it’s the BIGGEST one I’ve ever done (which it is) – but because it’s the most INCLUSIVE & DIVERSE romance auction I’ve ever done!
I busted my ass to make sure there’s something for EVERYONE this time and I hope you guys look through those books and get as excited as I am. Teen & YA, Adult, LGBT, Interracial, Mystery, Women’s Fiction, Contemporary, Paranormal, Sci-Fi, Clean, Naughty (eyebrow wiggles), BDSM and so much more! There’s over 550+ auction listings of signed books, a few unsigned books, custom book themed t-shirts and tote bags.
100% of the proceeds from this auction will go to the Meade County, KY Public School Band Program. The Band was in desperate need of some new instruments for their middle school and high school students, however the school nor state could afford to help. So the Meade County Band Boosters financed $56,000 worth of instruments for the band. They have to make a $13,000+ payment once a year for those instruments. Plus, keep in mind that Band Boosters consists of a handful of VOLUNTEER Band Parents – that’s it. So this is me, as a band parent, trying to help the band program.
I am so very grateful to all the authors, readers and bloggers who donated this year. You guys are hands down THE BEST. Make sure you create your account on the 32auctions website BEFORE the auction starts! Also, stay tuned to the FB Event page because I have a dozen or so swag packs I’ll be giving away between now and the time the auction starts. I also post auction updates there.
If anyone has any questions at all please feel free to comment below, PM me or email me at: books4bandauction@yahoo.com
❤ Jessie Lane
P.S. Now that the auction work is pretty much done for the time being I’ll be getting back to writing! YAY! Hopefully I’ll have some updates on that for you soon. 😉
books for band banner 2

Life With My Retired Dad Episode #1

Today Daddy and I were chillin’ on the front porch. It’s our spot. Anyways, we’re sittin’ there and I see the Terminix truck pull up. I ask Dad, “We due for the Terminix guy?”
Dad says no. We watch then as the guy backs his truck up our neighbor’s driveway on the right and we don’t think anymore about it.

A couple of minutes go by and I look up and see halfway down our long ass front yard that there’s a fat white and gray cat walkin’ through. Y’all got to understand my Dad is highly allergic to cats so he basically HATES THEM. So me bein’ me, I egg the old man on. “Dad, there’s a cat in your yard.”

No lie, what he does next is what he does every time there’s a cat in our yard.

He starts yellin’, “Hey motherfucker, get out of my yard!”

This always cracks me up because let’s be real. He’s talkin’ to that cat like A) it understands, and B) it gives a shit.

WE ALL KNOW CATS DON’T GIVE A SHIT.

Anyways, he keeps yellin’ and cussin’ at the cat, who by the way wised up and realized he needed to get goin’ because my dad was obviously not a fan of Puss In Boots.

The cat gets almost all the way to the far right side of our front yard, a dozen feet or so from the poplar tree line we have that separates our yard from our neighbor’s yard, and I happen to look past the cat to see the Terminix guy standin’ in our neighbor’s driveway, with his head cocked to the side, confused as hell as to why my dad is yellin’ at him to get out of our yard.

Seriously guys, I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair. Somehow I managed to tell Dad the Terminix guy thought he was yellin’ at him and not the cat… and then of course my dad starts yellin’ at the bug guy.

“Not you man, the cat! I’m yellin’ at the cat!”

Terminix guy gives my Dad a thumbs up and I’m still dyin’ laughin’ in my chair. I told my dad, “I don’t know what’s funnier. The fact that he’s gonna go in our neighbor’s house and tell them that you called him a motherfucker or the fact that you almost got your ass whooped by the bug guy”.

By the way, the cat disappeared while I was laughing. He probably thought we humans were bat-shit crazy.

I hope you all enjoy this insight as to what my life is like on a daily basis.

I’m pretty sure I’m just gonna start sharin’ all my Dad stories so everyone can laugh with me. 😉


What June Now Means To Me

It’s June. And now, as a mother, June has a new meaning for me. PRIDE month. I keep my Minions’ lives very private. I’m a Mama Bear you do not want to mess with. I protect my babies with a zealous, paranoid fierceness some people think is a little nuts. So I debated about if I should say anything at all. Put my daughter’s private life out there for the world to see.

Then I realized something. Nothing is more important than my daughter knowing that I’m proud of her. She always knew both her father and I would love, accept and celebrate her no matter who she was as a person. That doesn’t mean it’s been easy in other aspects of her life. Especially lately.

So this is me, telling the world, my oldest daughter is gay and I am so proud of her. She’s a strong, amazing human being that has a huge heart that’s one of the purest I’ve ever seen. I’m lucky to be her mother. I’ll love her to the day I die and I’ll protect her from anyone and everyone who might want to hurt her because of who she is and how she loves. This is now what June, and PRIDE month, mean to me.

Be true to yourself my friends. Be brave.
LOVE IS LOVE.
❤ Always, Jessie Lane

2648389_0


My Books Are In An Online Charity Auction That Ends TODAY!

Today is the LAST DAY you can bid on Just For Jordyn Auction items! I donated my entire backlist to this awesome auction. It supports a teenage girl who is doing her best to kick cancer’s ass! The auction organizers have my books set up in Series auction lots and one separate lot for all my standalone books. SO, if you would like to get: Regulators MC 3 book Series (signed by both me AND Chelsea Camaron), Ex Ops 5 books & 2 novellas Series, Big Bad Bite 3 books & 1 short story Series, Star Series 2 book Series and/or a lot of ALL of my standalone books – GO BID NOW MY FRIENDS! All you have to do is search “jessielane” in the Just For Jordyn group. 😀

CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE AUCTION GROUP!

57104246_1548465121957159_996289072433463296_n


Memorial Day

Anyone who knows me, or perhaps has read my Ex Ops Series, knows that I love quotes. Today, I give you some of my favorites to honor those who gave their ALL so we could enjoy our freedoms. #HonorTheFallen #MemorialDay

“Our flag does not fly because the wind moves it. It flies with the last breath of each soldier who died protecting it.” – Unknown

“Without memory, there is no culture. Without memory there would be no civilization, no future.” – Elie Wiesel

“For love of country they accepted death, and thus resolved all doubts, and made immortal their patriotism and their virtue.” – James A. Garfield

“Those who have long enjoyed such privileges as we enjoy forget in time that men have died to win them.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt

“No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation.” – Gen. Douglas MacArthur

“It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God such men lived.” – George S. Patton

“A hero is someone who has given his or her life to something bigger than oneself.” – Joseph Campbell

“Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of readiness to die.” – G.K. Chesterton

“Our nation owes a debt to its fallen heroes that we can never fully repay.” – Barack Obama

“America without her soldiers would be like God without His angels.” – Claudia Pemberton

“No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.” – James Allen

DANBY27


Signed Paperback CLEARANCE SALE!

Hello all my lovely readers out there! For the first time ever, I’m having a clearance sale on my signed paperbacks. 🙂 I’ve been advertising this for the last couple of days on Facebook, but I’m only making it here on my website now because I was having some serious technical difficulties! And when technology doesn’t like me I sort of turn into the Hulk and want to smash things. It’s not pretty y’all. Anywho, I only have a handful left, so it’s first come, first serve.

I prefer to mail with the padded flat rate shipping envelope for $7.50, however, if you would like to save $2.50 you can ask for the Media Mail option in the “Anything Else I Need To Know” category.

If you have any questions feel free to ask! ♥ Jessie Lane

Order Form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfp3Z6S9hLFI4q9rKHl7koSLVsD3Yxa7RJ1cVnedpY2jvmm0Q/viewform

This is what I have available:

Pageflex Persona [document: PRS0000032_00028]

1 left – $5 + shipping

LWW ebook cover

1 left – $5 + shipping

HFTW_nook

3 left – $4 + shipping

Sassy

5 left – $5 + shipping

TASF ebook cover

5 left – $5 + shipping

9 left – $5 + shipping

BurningStar

2 left – $7 + shipping

BurningStar

2 left – $7 + shipping

 

 

 

 


HUGE Giveaway for YOU!

Love Our Readers Giveaway Banner

💕Love Our Readers Giveaway💕

I try to tell you all the time, but sometimes I feel the need to find new inventive ways to show you just how much I adore you all! How about an epic giveaway to show my love for you? 😉 Runs from 2/14/19 – 2/28/19 with three winners being picked on 3/01/19 by me! All you have to do is follow the donating authors on Bookbub & Instagram! Easy peasy. 😘

CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE RAFFLECOPTER TO ENTER TO WIN!
Giveaway open to USA & International. This is our way of showing you, the reader, some mega love and telling you how much we appreciate you!

1 lucky Grand Prize winner will win the following:
1 All-new Kindle Waterproof Paperwhite with 32 GB storage and 3 years of accident protection from SquareTrade
1 $100 eGift Card from Amazon
and the following from Participating Authors:
A.C. Bextor – Ebooks: Empires and Kings and Saints and Savages (The Mafia Duet)
Alyssa Day – Ebook: January in Atlantis
Amanda LeMay – Ebooks: The Sakana Series Books 1, 2, & 3 ~ Kiss of the Winter Moon, Shadow of the Summer Moon & Dance of the Hunter’s Moon
Ann Gimpel – Ebook: Timespell
Aubrey Bondurant – Ebooks: The Without Series (3 ebooks)
Brighton Walsh – Ebook: Tessa Ever After
Candice Gilmer – Ebook: Out of the Tower, A Charming Fairy Tale, Book 1
Cathryn Fox – Ebook: The Playmaker, book one Players on Ice series
Chianti Summers – Ebooks: I’m Coming Home and Renovate My Heart
Cristin Harber – Ebook: The Savior
Eden Summers – Ebook: Hunter
Elle Boon – Signed Book: Dark Embrace signed by Elle Boon
Golden Czermak – Ebooks: The Secret Life of Cooper Bennett AND Cooper Bennett and the Devil’s Ire
J.K. Harper – Ebook: Dazzled (Dragon Mates Book 1)
Jessie Lane – Ebook: of Winner’s choice from backlist
Jaycee Clark – Ebook: Deadly Shadows
JC Andrijeski – Ebook: Black In White (Quentin Black Series #1)
Jill Monroe – Ebook: At the Heart of Christmas.
Julie Chance – Ebook: Her Playbook
Karen Renee – Ebook: Unforeseen Riot, the first book in the Riot MC series
Kristin Harte – Ebooks: Payback and Retaliate, the first two books in the Vigilante Justice series
Lacey Black – Ebook: My Kinda Kisses
Laurie London – Ebooks: ASSASSIN’S TOUCH and ROGUE’S PASSION
Lexxie Couper – Ebook: Destiny’s Knight (Guarded Souls Book 1)
Lisa B. Kamps – Ebooks: The Chesapeake Blades ebooks 1-3 (Winning Hard, Loving Hard, Playing Hard)
Mari Carr – Ebook: June Kisses
Mindy Klasky – Ebooks: Magical Washington: Four in Hand (four complete novels in my Magical Washington universe — witches, vampires, werewolves, and more!)
Nadia Lee – Ebook: of Winner’s choice from backlist
P. Jameson – Ebooks: All is Bright (A Firecats Prequel) & Heart of Gold (Firecats, #1)
Patricia A. Rasey – Ebook: Hawk: Sons of Sangue
RE Butler – Ebook: Saber Chronicles Volume One (4 sexy, fun novellas about saber tooth tiger shifters)
Renee George – Ebook: Gone With The Minion (Madder Than Hell Book 1)
Robyn Peterman – Ebook: Were We Belong (Book 5, Shift Happens Series)
Rosalie Stanton – Audio Book: Firsts
Ryan Michele – Ebook: Connected in Pain
Sapphire Knight – Ebook: of Winner’s choice from backlist
Sharon Hamilton – Signed Book: SEAL Love’s Legacy (new book) signed by Sharon Hamilton
Terri Anne Browning – Ebooks: Angel’s Halo MC 1-4 collection edition & The Rocker 1-6 collection edition
Tiffany Roberts – Signed Book: His Darkest Craving signed by Tiffany Roberts
Winter Travers – Ebooks: Burndown and Holeshot

2 Runner-up Winners will win:
1 $50 eGift Card from Amazon (each)

Terms & Conditions:
Giveaway runs from 2/14/19 – 2/28/19, ending at midnight on Eastern time. Winners will be chosen randomly by Jessie Lane on 3/01/19. Winners have 72 hours to email Jessie Lane their acceptance of prizes and physical mailing address (NO PO Boxes allowed) at: jessie_lane@rocketmail.com
If the winners do not respond in the given 72 hour period they forfeit their prizes and it will be awarded to another reader chosen randomly from the giveaway. Each author participating in this giveaway is responsible for mailing/emailing the winner their donated prize. Jessie Lane is not responsible for other authors’ donated prizes. Jessie Lane will mail the winner their Kindle Paperwhite and/or promised eGift Cards from Amazon. When she mails the item it will be with tracking (unless shipped Internationally) and Jessie Lane, nor any other author participating in this giveaway, can be held responsible for lost or stolen merchandise. Giveaway open to USA & International.